Here you go, four easy steps to become a Buddhist of some sort:

1. Admit that you suffer, just like everybody else.
2. See that there is such thing as the cause of suffering.
3. See that this cause of suffering is eliminable.
4. There are such and such proven ways of elimination, but basically, it boils down to:
   

   just keep doing whatever you do, but stop, and i mean, STOP, thinking about it.

That's it. No new God to worship, no hell to punish you, nobody is wrong, nobody is right. In fact, there is nothing to believe in at all, just a set of obvious statements to ponder.